Yesterday at the Office
Me: *tweaks nipples* You like that? Huh?
Client: What are your scars from?
Me: *glares at him and continues tweaking nipples*
Client: It looks like maybe a knife? Was it a knife?
Me: Sure. *tweaks nipples harder, glares harder*
Client: Who did that to you?
Me: Your mother. *spits in his face again*
The next time a client deigns to interrupt my scenes by asking me rude and invasive questions about my body, it's going to go like this instead:
Client: Hey, what are your scars from?
Me: *pulls razor blade out from under tongue* Are you asking because you'd like some too?
